Bomb Squad
Prevent the Engineer from going BOOM!
Burns So Good
Heroically dive into a shower of hot coffee.
Deloused
Destroy 3 Vexyls in a single turn.
Full House
Reach your hand maximum of 8 cards.
Hand Over Fist
Retrieve one claw from your discards with another.
HEY! LISTEN!
Wake a sleeping traveler from a Bad Dream.
Hometown Dragon Slayer
Complete a local game on Dragon Sweat.
Hometown Hero
Complete a local game on Thai Hot or harder.
Hometown Novice
Complete a local game on Mild or harder.
Hometown Pro
Complete a local game on Medium or harder.
I heard you like Power Gloves.
Draw a Power Glove using a Power Glove.
Long Circuiting
Keep the shields from Short Circuiting.
Long Distance Dragon Slayer
Complete an online game on Dragon Sweat.
Long Distance Hero
Complete an online game on Thai Hot or harder.
Long Distance Novice
Complete an online game on Mild or harder.
Long Distance Pro
Complete an online game on Medium or harder.
Masters of the Universe
Finish the game on Medium or harder with at least 3HP.
Not So Terrifying
Shoo the monster back into the vents.
Not Today, Cap'n
Dodge a space pirate attack.
Not Today, Spacetime
Escape a deep space time bubble.
Problem Solver
Resolve two interpersonal crises in a single turn.
Ride Pimped
Max out your ship's FTL and Shields.
Space Custodian
Clean up some irresponsibly jettisoned Sludge.
That town from Footloose had a point.
Keep the chef's destructive dancing in check.
We can't crack a window.
Filter your stinky FTL drive.
Well, I'm out of ideas.
Unlock every node in the Scientist's lab.
You should've just used a diplomabot.
Resolve an All Hands on Deck crisis without using a diplomabot.