99 Problems (But A Buck Ain't One)
A Timely Splash
Save yourself from burning up by jumping in water
Achievement Achiever
Backer Visitor
Visit a backer character
Beaten By A Little Girl
Boom Box Baby
Use The Boom Box 4 times in one game
Boom Box Wipeout
Pop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox
Broken Present Risk Taker
Successfully open 10 broken presents
Can't Touch This
Beat normal or hard mode without dying
Cleaning Out Santa's Sack
Catch Santa 3 times in one game
Elf Chaser
Catch 5 elves in one game
Fall Fest
Feet On Funkotron
Flying Present Catcher
Collect a locked present
Flying Present Ultimate Master
Food Taster
Eat every type of food in one game
Fool Me Twice
Go for a ride in the Evil Elevator twice in one game
Found All The Backers!
Visit all backer characters
FunkLord Power
Gimme My Presents Back!
Pop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents
Gotta Get 'Em All
Harsh Love
Make other player snap out of being in love by slapping them
Hate That Randomizer
Hey, You Did It!
Complete hard mode
HFZ Goober
Hi Fiver
Hi-Five another player 3 times in one game
I Can't Believe I've Done This
I'm A Total Saint
Use Heal Friend Present on another player 10 times in one game
Is This Really Possible?
Beat normal or hard world without opening a single present
Level Diver
Lord Of The HFZ
Mad Hatter
Unlock all power hats
Made It Through
Complete a random world game
Map Explorer
Uncover all the map tiles for 3 levels within one game
Nine Funkotronians
Play as each of the playable characters
Old School Jammin'
Play as both old Skool TJ and as Old Skool Earl in a single game (co-op)
Pacifist Victory
Beat normal or hard mode without popping a single Earthling
Piece O' Cake
Complete a fixed world game
Rhythm Star
Beat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching
Ridiculously Generous
Give a life to another player 3 times in one game
Struck By Love
Get hit by Cupid's arrow 5 times in one game
Sunflower Master
Hide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling
Teamwork Rules
Complete a game with a friend (local or online)
The Worst Possible Luck
Open an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20
Thrill Seeker
Totally Bummed Again
Truly Evil
Send an identified bad present to another player
Wakey Wakey
Make other player wake up by shouting at them
Why Do I Keep Doing That?
Have 10 broken presents blow up on you