A Clue? Gesundheit!
Earn an A in Get a Clue
Act I, Player 0
Complete first traunch of Freelance Police Academy courses. Also, look up "traunch."
Act II - The Actening
Complete the second wave of Freelance Police Academy Courses. Now might be a good time to rehyrdrate.
Bullets Ain't Cheap, Y'Know
Earn an A in the Circle of Carnage
Bunts Are For Losers
You hit 10 Home Runs in one game of Fizzball. We'll need to ask you to pee in this cup.
Clean Up in Aisle 666
Successfully rid the local Nutrihole of its netherwordly vandals.
CONGRATULATIONS!
Graduate from the Freelance Police Academy - Your Parents Will Be So Proud
Dial M For Murder Hornets
Purge the office of flying devil pests... no, not Max, he can't fly. Usually.
Disco Ninja Aquabear Suit
Sneak into the Aquabear Meeting
Flint Paper
Flint Paper
Found Puddle
Found Puddle
From Hell's Spleen
Shoot Cap'n Aquabear off the DeSoto... that'll teach 'im.
Grandmaster Splash
Earn an A in Sky Patrol
Helium Hoarder
Grab all the balloons in Voyage of Pain. Why? Because, that's why.
High Anxiety
Collect all balloons and wings in the No Fun House, like some sort of obsessive compulsive hummingbird.
Hoverachiever
Earn an A in the No Fun House
It's Raining Bombs (Hallelujiah?)
Make 10 Baskets in the BasketBombs portion of the Voyage of Pain.
Love Machine
Earn an A in the Tunnel of Tough Love
Lumpy Cum Laude
Earn an A in all 9 Freelance Police Academy Training Grounds. If you've earned 10, the game is broken.
Most Valuable Fizzer
Earn an A in Fizzball
Nacho Dust Buster
Avoid all Scrumpo Grenades in Sky Patrol Activity, maintaining cleanliness of your attire. Relatively.
Neutron Neutralizer
Defuse Teddy Tocks's Neutron Scrambler before it does whatever the heck it does.
Not Entirely Pointless
Complete the Pointy Throwing Thing section of the Voyage of Pain before time runs out. Which you kind of have to do to pass, but we love handing out achievments.
Office Intern
You completed the obligatory training section in Sam & Max's office. It only gets harder from here on out.
Pomp and Aquabears
Complete all of the Freelance Police Academy courses, and attend a hastily-arranged graduation ceremony.
Putting a Lid on Crime
You successfully wielded a trash can lid as a shield. Next season, Sam & Max will fight over the legacy of this trash can lid.
Putting the 'A' in "Asplode"
Earn an A in Bombs Away
Rat Whacker
Hit five or more rats with a mallet. This is how Norman Bates got started, you know.
Sequel Bait, or Just Plain Bait?
Listen to the tiny impotent screams of the vanquished Capn' Aquabear. You sadist.
Shotgun!
Blast five or more Aquabears while successfully navigating the DeSoto into the spooky depths of the miniverse.
Spoke to DJ
Spoke to DJ
Spoke to Techie
Spoke to Techie
Streak Freak
You got Jeff to perform 5 tricks consecutively, and irrepressibly.
Takin' it Queasy
Climb out onto the crane. Try not to barf.
Taste the Prismatic Projection
Feed Max every variety of icky blobs. Don't worry, he won't explode or anything.
The Extra Inch Award
You found all the extra gags in the office. We think.
The Freelance Student has become the Freelance Master
Definitively put an end to the menace of Capn' Aquabear... for now.
This Hurt Me More Than It Hurt You
Take Zero Damage in the Voyage of Pain's Tunnel of Sharp Things
Voyage of the DANG!
Earn an A in the Voyage of Pain
VR Maimed the Radio Star
Listen to gags on the car radio until your eardrums bleed/we run out of jokes.
Watch
Watch
Whisper Winner
You trained Jeff. Now you should be able to apply to these skills to many situations, like, um ...
You Should See the Tequila Bottle
You blew up a giant five-headed planarian worm. Are you proud of yourself? That worm probably had a family, you know.