100 km
100 km driven with Satsuma.
1000 km
1000 km driven with Satsuma.
1000 Strawberries!
Time well spent, huh?
10000 km
10000 km driven with Satsuma.
A cure for illness
You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.
A true hillbilly
Shopping groceries with style!
Aiming like a pro
Maybe find a woman next time.
An idiot
An idiot is definition of you.
And it is gone!
Say goodbye to your saves.
Bad Guy
You've done your time.
Can't stop smoking now...
You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Case solved
24 bottles of beer consumed!
Catch-A-Fish
You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Dakar rally
You just keep on going.
Darwin Award
Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Don't answer that call
Thunder called you and you got killed.
Engine started!
You beat the menu. And that's it.
Feel alive
Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Finnish sisu!
Finish rally with major suspension damage.
Finnish Summer
This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Finnish wedding
Your traditional wedding condition.
First loser
Coming second is just a first loser.
Flying Finn
Top breed of racing drivers.
Full of crap
10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Full stash
Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Gauntlet survivor
Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.
Golden steam
Enjoy the smell.
Grand Theft Teimo
You little punk!
Granny's little helper
You are such a good boy!
Greased rust
Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Grill master
Serve at least 20 dish.
Hannes Kolehmainen
Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.
I am coward
No permanent death for you.
I am Santa Claus
Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.
It runs!
Your car actually started, good job!
Jackpot!
Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Jonne!
You are real Finnish Jonne.
Kahen kilon siika!
Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.
Kela-Taxi
You served elderly person with style.
Kiddy champ
You won in a junior class!
King of Tuning
You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Lottery winner
You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Magic portal
Somehow you don't remember anything.
Methanol Man
You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Money well spent
Better luck next time.
Mr. Kilju
Good batch of commercial deer piss.
My finger slipped
Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Party time
Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Philosophy Master
Sometimes being a banker is enough.
Pimped!
That really does it.
Poor people go away
A real money man.
Proud to be mortal
When I die, I die for good
PTSD
Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Reetipokeri Master
Too bad this is not Las Vegas.
Responsible citizen
You got your car through inspection.
Rusting fast
Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Satsuma GT
You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Seek and you shall find
Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Sliding Swede
Coming after Flying Finns!
Smoking kills
Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Thank you for playing!
Seems like it is over now.
Thank you government
Crime is for poor people only.
Too much power, too little skill
Jerk in daddy's car.
Total idiot & full idiot
Flipping off to a drunk driver.
True Peräjärvi Dalton!
Robbing a slot machine with style.
Ultimate survivor
Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Waving for victory
They failed to stop Johnny.
Welcome to Finland
You just experienced a Sauna.
What a shock!
Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Working man's Saturday
Time to relax.
Wow, look at that Chopin there
Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Yeast festival
Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
You are the wall
You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.
You have a computer!
Now play some games.
You have a new friend!
He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
You reached 100 kg
Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.