As You Wish
Survive Glorg.
Being a Level Designer Means Never Having to Apologize
Beat 'A Laser Danger Mess' without dying or using smash.
Bonus Content For All, And For All A Good Night
Complete all the holiday levels.
Can't Touch This!
Survive 'Slow Dance' for 40 seconds without dying.
Clumsy Lover
Go through five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours!
Beat all gold times.
Do Wanderers Dream of Mechanical Butts?
Hit less than 7 bounce arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'
Electronic Super Done!
Get every Star, beat every Gold Time, and earn 0 deaths in every level.
Electronic Super King!
Earn every achievement.
Get To The Chopper!
Clear level 'Over By Christmas' without dying and collect both Stars.
Green With EnV
Clear 'A Jungle Welcome.'
Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza
Clear 'Slow Dance' without killing anything.
How Four-tuitous!
Defeat World 4 within 26 Minutes.
I'm a Star-vivor!
Clear level 'Run Coward' without dying and collecting the Stars.
Infinite Lover
Go through twenty-five portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
It's Called "Butts" Now
Clear 'Flap Your Brains Out.'
Jumping the Snowmouth!
Bounce on exactly 22 arrows in 'A YOLO Snow Mess.'
Just Like My Ex
Clear 'Emotional Mess.'
Make Love, Not War
Clear 'Babylon' without killing anything.
Mass Murder
Murder The Pope.
Mean Green Machine
Clear every level in World 4.
Mopping Up
Clean the clock on all gold times in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
One-derful!
Defeat World 1 within 10 minutes.
Rear-venge!
Defeat The Groove Wizard.
Smooth Lover
Go through ten portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
So Good I Ripped My Pants
Clear 'Ol' Ball and Chain.'
So Long And Thanks For All The Stars
Collect every star.
So Three-ling!
Defeat World 3 within 22 minutes.
Spikey Problem
Kill Spike.
Stomach of Steel
Clear 'The Rabbit Hole.'
Super Lover
Go through fifteen portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
That Was Easy!
Go through your first portal in Infinite Love Mode.
Thinking With Portals, Doing Science
Take the shortest route in 'An Evil Portal Mess.'
Turbo Lover
Go through twenty portals in Infinite Love Mode without dying.
Two Awesome!
Defeat World 2 within 17 minutes.
What A Mess!
Complete every level in 'A Hot Sticky Mess.'
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
Earn zero deaths on every level.