I Battled a Ghost
Defeat Lord Mortimer's phantom.
I Brought Down a Giant
Defeat the Boss Monster.
I Can Destroy The World
Get the bad ending.
I Can Save the World
Get the good ending.
I Collected a Being
Accumulate Smockula's Body.
I Cut the Supply Chain
Defeat the Infested Roadie.
I Demolished You With The 80's
Crush an enemy beneath an arcade machine.
I Earned an Organ
Defeat the Gory Mound.
I Fixed Your Heart
Resuscitate a downed bandmate.
I Gave Them a Show
Defeat King Tepes.
I Got a Tattoo
Get your first tattoo! You look great.
I Have An Army
Unlock an alternate band from the Sceniverse.
I Like it Better This Way
Dye some clothes. How does that look?
I Made A Garden of Skulls
Make a cluster of 5 healing head totems.
I Melt Your Face a Thousand Ways
Poison, burn, melt, shock, explode, and shatter your foes.
I Removed a Stain
Defeat the Lady in Tatters.
I Steal Your Soul
Rob 7 enemies of their souls.
I'll Give Birth to a King
Eat a heart while in female form.
I'm a Brewmaster
Craft a beer.
I'm a Knife-Wielding Lunatic
Sever some limbs while dual-wielding machetes.
I'm a Reverse Repairman
Defeat the Wretched Electronics.
I'm a Serious Musician
Get 100% on any music minigame part.
I'm a Uniter
Host a team attack, join a team attack.
I'm All Inked Up
Get ALL tattoos. Now you're a mage.
I'm All Sorts of Famous
Get the good ending (Total Anarchy playthrough)
I'm an Exorcist
Defeat Beelzebaal.
I'm Cemetery Go Go Go
Defeat Circe Bathory in St. Sanders Cemetery.
I'm the Hunter
Defeat Vlad The Eternally Cold.
I'm The King of Rock and Roll
Get the good ending (Chaos playthrough)
I'm Thorough
Find all relics.