"12:15 (Earthly Time) on Next Tuesday Night"
Kill 100 enemies with an Hatchet
"Dark and Silent and Complete."
Complete Game
"I will chop your heads off!"
Kill 25 enemies with an Hatchet
"Ned Ryerson!"
Die 50 times in a single room
"Permission to Come Aboard?"
Kill 100 enemies with a fish
"The Honeymoon Was Killer"
Kill 50 enemies with an Hatchet
"There Are Other Worlds Than These"
Die 100 times in a level
An American Black Wolf in Tarrytown
Find all hidden wolves
An Ode to Flint
Set 500 enemies on fire
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Complete Act 2
Brought Home the Bacon
Complete Act 1
C-C-Combo Maker!
Finish any level in one continuous Combo
Cleverest bird in the sky
Unlock the Crow Hat
Courier of the woods
Unlock the Rabbit Hat
Foul creature of excess
Unlock the Boar Hat
Gentle giant
Unlock the Dog Hat
Haberdash-em-up
Unlock all hats
His Darkest and Most Precious Secrets
Find your first wolf
Hold Me Closer, Bullet Dancer
Get a perfect score for Mobility in any level
Honorary Blood Beast
Get a score greater than 1,000,000
Keeper of the deep
Unlock the Fish Hat
King of the forest
Unlock the Bear Hat
Marco Polo
Search for the last enemy of an area
Meep Meep
Finish any level in Act 2 in under 3.5 minutes
One Room From Retirement
Die at the hands of the last enemy in an area
Protector of ponds
Unlock the Frog Hat
Showoff
Don't use any weapons for a whole level
Something to Crow About
Complete Act 3
Spry scout of the underbrush
Unlock the Deer Hat
The Politeness of Kings
Get Perfect Timing on half the kills of a level
The Spice of Life
Kill every enemy in a level with a different weapon
Took a Wrong Turn at Albuquerque
Kill 100 enemies with a carrot
Underappreciated ungulate
Unlock the Bison Hat