Bull's Eye
Become a Master of the Rocket.
Butcher
The axe must swing to get it on.
Call Me Done!
Complete the game.
Can't Handle This
Finish a level without using the Laser.
Clay Pigeons
I hate pigeons! No poison in the house, a laser will do.
Destroy the Destroyed
A crossed bridge is useless, especially if it's broken anyway.
Fabulous Dentist
Maybe a future job career?
Fireangst
Finish a level without using the Rocket.
Gambler!
Find all the machines!
God of Ascension
Some Gods have to be found.
God of Darkness
Even dark gods want attention.
God of Machines
He, who is made of pixels.
Göttersturz.
Some Gods must fall.
High Ground
Perfect lookout, isn't it?
Hot Feet
Run, Run, Run!
Hungry Hole
This hole is hungry.
In Your Face!
In Your FACE!
Invincible Cliffhanger
Be strong and never die.
Invincible Explorer
Don't smush yourself!
Invincible Fighter
Be brave and stay alive!
Invincible Ghosthunter
Don't be afraid, be brave and stay alive!
Invincible Pupil
Don't fail on the first try, will you?
Invincible Runner
Evade those stones!
Join the Band
Groupies sneak backstage.
Juke Boxing
Collect all tapes in one level.
Mr Burst
Use the Rocket 50 times.
Mr Fizz
Use the Laser 50 times.
No Pull for Me, Sir!
Finish a level without using the Claw.
No Soil for Big
Out of kilter, out of sight.
Oldschooler
Play every Reality Boy (TM) level.
Parlicious
Finish a level with the given number of cuts.
Pattern Recognition
Pattern Shmattern.
Pest Control
Late revenge for clogging up my basement!
Rubble Maker
Make a lot of rubble.
Saw the Creatorers
Find every secret God disc in the game.
Stone Collector
Collect one Boring Stone.
Stones No. 1
Find every Boring Stone in the first level.
Stones No. 2
Find every Boring Stone in the second level.
Stones No. 3
Find every Boring Stone in the third level.
Stones No. 4
Find every Boring Stone in the fourth level.
Stones No. 5
Find every Boring Stone in the fifth level.
Stoney Fabric
To cure your loss, you have to give in to those aggressive feelings.
Tape Afficionado
Collect music for ages.
The Boringness Continues
Collect one thousand Boring Stones.
The Dark Passage
Fear of the dark?
The God of Passage
Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of the Dull Rock
Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of the Vortex
Find trace of the secret Gods.
The God of Trying
Find the Manifestations of Arrogance.
Uber Butcher
Squeak, Piggy, squeak!
Ueberpar
Finish a level with less than the given number of cuts.
Your Burstness
Use the Rocket a thousand times.
Your Cutness
Use the Laser a thousand times.