500 Slays of Bummer
Get 500 lifetime Critter kills.
A Cut Above
Beat the Buzzsaw Hate Bot.
Adequately Lubricated
Dunk your first Critter in oil, and have fun doing it!
Bada Bing Bada Boom
Beat the Timebomb Hate Bot.
Conflagration Sensation
Get 40 fires going simultaneously.
Decline Intervention
Get 250 lifetime Critter kills.
Die Centennial
Get 100 lifetime Critter kills.
Everyone Hates This One
Save all Critters in Gone With The Wind in 45 seconds.
Failed At Life, Okay At Death
Reach 30 lifetime level restarts.
I Am Shocked, Shocked
Beat the Zapper Hate Bot.
I Demand A Recount
Save more than three Critters in Six Enter - Three Leave.
I Want My Money Back
Beat the game.
Ingenuity
Find two different ways to set off the Oil Drum in Despair Mail.
Insta-Skill
Have every Critter (at least two) in the level die within a one second timespan.
Lickety Split
Get a perfect score on Split Second.
Low Flyer
Beat Hang Time without the Critter leaving the screen.
Medium Well
Save a Critter that has been char-broiled red.
Obsessive Compassion Disorder
Get a perfect score on every level in the game.
Paint The Town Red
Get blood on every solid object in a level.
Rescue Rager
Get your first Critter into the Elevator.
Self-Inflicted Wounds
Beat the Drill Hate Bot.
Training Wheels Off
Get a perfect score on every level in Stage 1.
Viva Variety
Kill Critters by all available methods: falling, spikes, buzzsaws, explosions, fire, and electricity.
We Don't Need No Water...
Beat the Flamethrower Hate Bot.