98 Pound Weakling
Die at the hands of a Muscle Diggle.
AAAAAAAAAGH! Arrrrgh AAAAAAAAAGH (etc.)
Master the Berserk Skill Tree. AAAAAAAAAGH AAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAGH!
Accidents Happen
Enrage the Shopkeeper.
An Eagle In Every Liver
Master the Promethean Magic Skill Tree
An Empowering Lemon Bundt
Master the Warlock Skill Tree.
And Therefore, a Witch!
Master the Magical Law Skill Tree.
Be All You Can Be
Get killed at the hands of a Diggle Commando.
Blinded With Science
Master the Rogue Scientist Skill Tree.
Bloody Mess
Kill a Monster Zoo. All of it.
Boil Water Advisory
Die by drinking acid from a fountain.
Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death
Master the Alchemy Skill Tree.
Canadian Pride
Equip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.
Crime Doesn't Pay
Get killed by Brax.
Dead Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor on Dwarvish Moderation Mode.
Dead Man's Chest
Master the Piracy Skill Tree.
Developers! Developers! Developers!
Hit the Ballmer Peak.
Diggle Nog!
Make some Diggle Nog. Who doesn't love a nice cold glass of Diggle Nog?
Doctor Strangelove
Drop The Bomb.
Double Rainbow
Damage an enemy with a base damage type and every special damage type simultaneously.
Dr. Livingstone, I Presume
Master the Big Game Hunter Skill tree.
Dread and Buried
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Dwarven Moderation Mode, with Permadeath.
Dread Less
Kill Lord Dredmor on Elvishly Easy Mode.
Dread More
Kill Lord Dredmor on Going Rogue Mode.
Dread or Alive
Kill Lord Dredmor, on Elvishly Easy Mode, with Permadeath.
Everybody Loves a Pork Sword
Craft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.
Faust
Make a deal with the Diggle God of Hell.
Fields Medalist
Master the Mathemagic Skill Tree.
Fruit
Create some Fruit.
Gesundheit
Get killed at the hands of a Sickly Diggle.
Gettin' Ley'd
Master the Ley Lines Skill Tree.
Golbez Is My New Master Now
Master the Polearms Skill Tree.
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
Find a Monster Zoo.
Hail Odin!
Master the Viking Wizardry Skill Tree.
He Chose... Poorly
Trigger 50 traps.
He Who Smelt It
Make an Ingot.
Hell Is Other Diggles
Enter Diggle Hell.
Here's Johnny
Master the Axe Skill Tree.
Heroic Failure
Die during the tutorial.
High Cholesterol
Eat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.
HMS Deagle
Kill a hundred Diggles.
Honey Badger Don't Care
Survive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.
Honorary Bolt Council Member
Master the Bow Skill Tree.
I Am Not Left Handed
Master the Dual Wielding Skill Tree.
I Can't Believe That Worked
Defeat Lord Dredmor with a Random Skills build.
I Didn't Ask For This
Equip two Clockwork Power Limbs, Two Clockwork Chain Axes, and a Clockwork Bolt Thrower.
I Don't Remember Their Names, But They're Hungry
Get killed by a Hungry Diggle. We'll let you speculate about what happens next.
I Smoulder With Generic Rage
Get killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.
I Tink, Therefore I Am
Master the Tinkering Skill Tree.
If Lost, Please Return to Wonkdonkler
Find a Set of Wizard Keys.
It Has A Knob On The End
Master the Staff Skill Tree.
It Tastes Like Pennies
Master the Blood Magic Skill Tree.
It's Alive!
Master the Golemancy Skill Tree.
It's Alive... And Gross!
Master the Fleshsmithing Skill Tree.
It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Make This
Make a Weapon.
It's Good To Be a Bankster
Master the Bankster Skill Tree.
It's MY Dungeon
Get killed at the hands of Lord Dredmor.
Kleptomania
Lose a stack of 100 or more items to a Kleptoblobby, or other Thieving monster.
Krong is a Fickle God
Get cursed by Krong 100 times.
Left For Dread
Kill Lord Dredmor. On Going Rogue. With Permadeath. You total badass.
Look, I'm A Game Developer!
Name the expansion pack.
Love Slave of Yoggoth
Master the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.
Loyal Soldier of the Empire
Equip the Imperial Boilerplate Armour and the Imperial Boilerplate Helmet.
Lutefisk Paradox
Master Ninja
Master the Thrown Weaponry Skill Tree.
Master Using It And You Can Have This Achievement
Master the Sword Skill Tree.
Mastery of Mastery of Arms Mastering
Master the Mastery of Arms Skill Tree.
Meet Your True Master
Get killed at the hands of an Arch Diggle.
Mister Smith
Master the Smithing Skill Tree.
Monsters With Omelettes
Eat 100 Deep Omelettes.
Morale Improvement Expert
Master the Mace Skill Tree.
My Humps
Get killed at the "hands" of a Thrusty.
Necronomiconeconomist
Master the Necronomiconomics Skill Tree
Normandy
Die on Floor 1; play a new character with the same skills... and die on Floor 1.
Not the Bees!
Die at the hands of Thaumites.
Nothing to See Here, Move Along
Stay invisible for 50 turns.
On Her Majesty's Steampunk Service
Master the Clockwork Knight Skill Tree.
Order of Lenin
Master the Communism Skill Tree.
Ornithologist
Kill ten Diggles.
Paved With Good Intentions
Get killed by a Demon Diggle.
Perilous Podiatry
Die by kicking a door down.
Personal Protection
Make a piece of Armour.
Playing For Both Teams
Play both the male and the female hero.
Realms of the Id
Equip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.
Respect Mah Authoritah
Get killed by a Dread Collector.
Sallah, I Said No Camels
Master the Archaeology Skill Tree.
Simon Belmont
Kill Vlad Digula.
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Make 1000 potions.
Slippery Like A Fox
Master the Dodge Skill Tree.
Some Of Them Are Thirsty
Get killed by a Thirsty Diggle.
Soylent Green Is... Soy, Actually
Master the Vegan Skill tree.
Stabbity Stabbity Stabbity
Master the Daggers Skill Tree.
Starstruck
Master the Astrology Skill Tree.
Stay Out Of My Head
Master the Psionics Skill Tree.
Steal This Achievement
Master the Burglary Skill Tree.
Stick A Knife In It, It's Done
Master the Assassination Skill Tree
Suddenly The Dungeon Collapses
Taste the Rainbow
Damage an enemy with seven (or more) damage types simultaneously.
Team Edward
Master the Vampirism Skill Tree.
Team... Jacob?
Master the Werediggle Skill tree.
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Master the Perception Skill Tree.
The Achievement of the Sphinx
Master the Egyptian Magic Skill Tree.
The Critic
Perform 500 acts of Heroic Vandalism.
The Devil's Achievement
Master the Demonology Skill tree.
The Lake Wobegon Achievement
Eat some Lutefisk.
The Magic of the Wizard's Hangover
Complete a Wizardland.
The Penitent Man Shall Pass
Disarm 50 traps.
The Sea is a Cruel Mistress
Drown.
The Truth Is Way Out There
Master the Paranormal Investigator Skill Tree.
There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"
Master the Wand Lore Skill Tree.
This Root Shall Suffer
Imbibe the Root of T'Char.
Three Men In A Boat (Not Including the Diggle)
Master the Tourism Skill Tree.
Tom Marvolo Riddle Award for Scholastic Merit
Master the Magic Training Skill Tree.
Turtle Power!
Master the Shield Skill Tree.
Two Krongs Don't Make A Right
Have Krong curse your equipment twice, consecutively.
Way of the Dodo
Kill a thousand Diggles.
Way of the Foot
Master the Unarmed Skill Tree.
Welcome to Dredmor
Get killed at the hands (flippers?) of a Diggle.
You Have To Bang The Rocks Together, Guys
Master the Battle Geology Skill Tree.
You Know What Time It Is
Equip the Parachute Pants and the Warhammer.
You Used All The Glue on Purpose
Repair 500 wands with the n-Dimensional Lathe.
You're Totally Emo
Master the Emomancy Skill tree.
Your Kung Fu is Weak
Die to an enemy counter-attack.