Bleedin’
Take 200 points of physical damage.
Call Kenny Loggins
Reach the last 5 cards of the Pyramid deck.
Chain of Skulls
Kill at least one Monkey, Jaguar, Crocodile, Zombie, Cultist, Mutant, Aberration, and the Darkness in a single game
Clumsy
Encounter 3 traps in a row.
Cruelty Zoo
Murder the wildlife (Kill 200 animals).
Darkness Trumped
Win game 3 times in a row in same session
Death and Glory. And Death.
Discover all endings.
Don't bring a Chainsaw to a Knife fight
Have a Chainsaw destroyed while having the Knife still in your inventory
Fight Club
Win a game with only the laser lance and fist as weapons (kit allowed)
Fight Fire with Fire
Kill the Flame Thrower Cultist with the Flame Thrower
Fisto
Punch Darkness.
Glowin’
Take 200 points of Radiation poisoning.
Groovy
Avoid losing your chainsaw to the lunatic
Hard
Beat the game on 'Hard'.
I forgot how to warrior
Have your Reflex, HtH or Marksmanship reduced to 5.
It gets worse here everyday
Die in the jungle.
John 1:5
Kill Darkness 25 times on any difficulty.
Laser Loser
Lose your Laser Lance twice in a single game.
Laser Lost
Lose your Laser Lance.
Make your Time
Lose 100 games.
Masochist
Beat the game on 'Classic.
Masochist Plus
Beat game on Classic Mode 5 Times
Normal
Beat the game on 'Normal'.
Not a Family Man
Kill the Jaguar Matriarch and her guardians in a single attack
Please stand up
Kill all 5 shades before defeating Darkness.
Re-Dead
Kill 200 Zombies.
Score!
Gather over 10,000 points.
Seems Ironic
Kill the Suicide Cultist with an explosive weapon
Sooner or later, you have to let go
Unlock the ‘Jaguar’ weapon
Throne of Skulls
Kill at least one Monkey, Jaguar, Crocodile, Zombie, Cultist, Mutant, Aberration, and the Darkness in a single game on Classic Difficulty
Turnin’
Take 200 points of Venom poisoning.
Vandal
Destroy the Statue in a single round.
Waning
Kill 200 Moon cultists
Welcome to Die!
Lose a game.
Zombi-cide
Kill 500 zombies